Mini Rant: Breasts!
Whilst reading about the recent “tragedy” of many women’s breast implants leaking all of that nasty, poisonous silicone into their bodies, I can’t help but feel an overwhelming sense of … well, hilarity.
Am I the only one that thinks this is just hilarious?
These vain, vacuous, narcisists pay thousands of pounds to get their egos surgically enhanced and end up paying more than the price on the label! Well, what a shame!
The only thing that dulls my pure enjoyment of this news story is the suggestion that we, as tax payers, now have to foot the bill to put right what these Boob-Whisperers screwed up! I’m sorry, but you chose to have this totally unnecessary procedure done in the first place. You should be the ones paying to have it fixed! As if our tax money isn’t already desperately needed for legitimate reasons, you come along with your infected fake tits and expect a hand out.
You’re nothing but parasites.
Turned away from hospitals because the surgery is totally unnecessary, you go to some quack that probably does it on a fold-up table with a rusty knife and rotting materials. Did you really think this would end well? Maybe it’s the wrong question to ask. The kind of women that get breast implants are rarely the ‘thinking’ kind at all.
Hell, half of them probably don’t even notice when they wake up with someone else’s nipples.
MisterShouty 