Ladettes & Equality For Women?!
For me, there is nothing less appealing than a gaggle of drunk girls bellowing at each other across the street or across the room in a bar or restaurant, threatening to vomit at any second. Probably the worst thing to come out of the “ladette” culture in the last 10 years or so, nothing makes me sadder than the plummeting values and self-respect in the 18 to 30 age range of women.
The irony that is lost on all of them is that they are the very people that complain that men don’t respect them anymore; that men are this sub-species to the all-powerful thing that is WOMAN. Well, sorry ladies – if it’s still even possible to call you that – rather than attempting to pull the men up to your level, you have slowly, but surely sunk down to theirs.
In a large city like London, you are just as likely to see a woman pissing in the street as a man these days – and surely that says it all. In many ways, these women have now surpassed the men in their disgusting behaviour. Partly because we still, as a reasonable member of society, expect some kind of dignity in the behaviour of what we once called “the fairer sex”, but mostly because of the classic overcompensation of becoming these disgusting, slutty lager louts after so many years of what I’m sure they view as deprivation of the luxury of getting wankered and passing out in a pool of their own vomit, only to wake up in a strange bed the next day to find 3 different orifices full of some stranger’s semen.
Is this what Emeline Pankhurst fought for?
Is this really the way that you should celebrate your relatively newly found equality?
Surely, it would be better to put your stamp on the world as man’s equal by gaining jobs that have been historically assumed to be “male”. Or lobbying for equal pay and respectful treatment of women in workplaces that don’t recognize their tendencies toward sexist attitudes?
No, what am I thinking? That’s crazy-talk.
The best way to put your stamp on the world as strong, independent women is to dress like a whore every Friday and Saturday night and go out and drink so much alcohol that you lose all basic motor skills and the ability to talk.
Seriously, no one really finds this behaviour attractive. The only reason it succeeds in getting you laid is that you’re easy. Plain and simple. By presenting yourselves as whores and getting wasted by 9pm, you’re putting yourself into the “easy pickings” category, previously only occupied by the truly ugly and mentally deficient, that lazy asshole guys prey upon for a quick cheap shag.
Maybe that’s what you’re after. But from the amount of slagging off of men that I’ve heard in the past – those exact kinds of men that shoot their load and run for the hills that you unwittingly target with your nasty behaviour – suggests otherwise.
Ladies, you used to be better than this.
For the sake of future generations … and the aching ears of your friends … Stop the whoring. Please.
