MisterShouty

I view myself as a fairly average person. I’m mostly optimistic and cheerful. Occasionally a little depressed, but no moreso than anyone else.

But sometimes, something irks me and the steam begins to build. It may be something that annoys me for no real reason, it may be something that annoys everyone, or most likely it’ll be something that annoys me but is just accepted as part of normal everyday life by the general public.

This blog is partly a place for me to say the things I would hesitate to say to people’s faces for fear of offending them … but also a place where I can attempt to point out those aspects of everyday life that I don’t believe should be tolerated.

I think it will be the perfect place to vent my anger and frustration at the world around me without having to climb a clock tower …

Should this hypothesis fail, I’ll be seeing you through the sights of my semi-automatic rifle. Remember – You’ll only get more hurt by trying to avoid the bullets. If you keep nice and still, I promise the first shot will kill you.

And now, maybe you can earn yourself a pass if I ever do climb that clock tower … By submitting your own hate-fuelled tirades to be published right here alongside my own!

Just email your rants to mistershouty@gmail.com and I will publish anything that I find angry, offensive or entertaining enough!

What are you waiting for? Do it! Do it now!