Scent Of A Woman
It’s something that almost every man on the planet has to endure … yet we say nothing. Terrified of the wrath of WOMAN.
Well, someone has to say it.
Why on earth do so many ladies out there feel it’s necessary to walk about in a choking mist of acrid perfume stench? Do you really smell that bad? One or two squirts of some of these brands are enough to render your entire house a chemical warzone for hours – and you seem to be using an amount that suggests you’re attempting to cover the odour of some small animal’s corpse slowly decomposing in your handbag! What are these women doing? Filling their bath up to the top and then just flailing about in there for an hour?
Here’s a tip – if people can smell you before they can see you in any situation at all … whether it’s as you’re approaching their desk in the office, moving between rooms in your home or walking your dog in the park … you’re using TOO MUCH!
Cosmetics companies, for years, have been telling women that men are driven wild with desire for women that are covered in this nasty stuff! It’s a load of rubbish. A little bit of perfume here and there isn’t a bad thing, but believe me when I say that we would much rather experience a less bottled odour! In fact, basic biology will tell you that the natural odours in a woman’s pheromones are one of the biggest attractions for men. So, why do you try so hard to cover them up?
Quite apart from that, it has to be said that 99% of the perfumes out there smell just fucking awful! They are harsh and clogging! They sear your eyeballs and nostrils and practically burn a hole into your throat. Yet women seem to LOVE them! Perfumes are supposed to be based on the sweet smells of flowers. Well, when was the last time you smelled a flower and CHOKED?
These companies nurture women’s insecurities, making them believe that they give off some offensive odour from the second they exit the shower – and then tell them that they need to mask that odour with their own special brand of stink.
And to top it all off, they charge a ridiculous amount of money for the privelage!
Ladies, wake up! You’re being manipulated in a most cynical way – and all you’re getting out of it is a tendency to make all of the men in your life think “Jesus … Hold your breath, here she comes!” whenever you’re near.
MisterShouty 
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